“Hey guys, it’s so great to meet you all! I just wanted to
express, first and foremost, how stoked I am to be a member of this team! So
excited! Woo! Now, I know I’m new here, but I really wanted to take this time
with the whole staff present to introduce myself as the homosexual one. Does everybody know what that means? Homosexual?
Ok, I see some confused faces in the back so allow me to explain:
It means I have sex with men. Exclusively. More importantly,
it means that I identify as a homosexual
man. I consider myself a gay male
who does gay things and lives my
life rather gaily. If you’re ever
in a bind and find that you’ve forgotten, just remember to think of something
straight, and then think of its exact opposite. Gay! That’s me! Your new big
gay coworker!
Also, my name is Max.”
And this is where I talk about how obnoxious it is to be a
minority in the workplace.
