Anyone who reads the New York Times (or more specifically,
anyone who reads the New York Times and is also female or homosexual) is
probably familiar with the ongoing Fashion column: “What I Wore.” Now, for
those of you who don’t know what this is, I’ll fill you in.
Basically the Times profiles obnoxious “society” people and
has them document exactly what they wore for an entire week, presumably to give
you some incentive to blow out your brains in the middle of a
Commes de Garcon showroom.
Below I’ve decided to sample a portion of this past week’s
“What I Wore” so you can also experience the overwhelming urge to tear your
eyes out. This week’s column chronicles some biddy named, wait for it... Muffie (I know, I can’t
make this stuff up):